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me | college student (again), long-time fangirl, legal

current obsessions | orphan black, sex criminals, pacific rim, elementary, sleepy hollow, harry potter, hannibal, avengers, game of thrones, stargate, one ok rock

loves | archaeology, books, technology, astronomy, science, cats
Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14

piesmeagol:

gforcejedi:

hannibalthecanibal:

captainofthemoon:

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive

secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people

thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved

lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?

accuracy matters

i’m gonna cry omg

Apr 23 '14

svart-ravn:

the

heidi112:

svenismyhomeboy:

theumbrellaseller:

Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.

I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.

I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.

#Tony should write a book #How to Train Your Hulk

#How to Train Your Hulk

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

Apr 23 '14

shutupholmes:

i just caught up with the latest episode of hannibal and first of all wHAT THE EVERFUCKING SCREAMING FUCK  A FUCKING LIVE BIRD IN A DEAD PERSON SEWN  IN  A DEAD FUCKING HORSE JESUS CHRIST 

Apr 22 '14
"Romeo can’t really be blamed for Ophelia’s death."

Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)

WELL THEY’RE NOT WRONG

(via fadeastride)

(via ladynorthstar)

I just laughed sooo hard, I have a headache.

(via bookgeekconfessions)

(Source: cherries-jubilee)

Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14

queerly-it-is:

So I’ve decided Steve totally wore that unbelievably tight shirt as a way of getting Sam’s attention.

He spots Sam while they’re both running, but he can’t think of how to start a conversation that won’t be awkward.

He mentions it to Natasha during one of her insistent and almost always bizarrely-timed attempts to improve his love life.

“There’s a guy on my jogging route,” he admits, ducking bullets or punches or both.

“You should talk to him,” Natasha says as she drops another mercenary.

Steve dodges a knife swing and knocks the guy unconscious. “I don’t even know his name.”

“That’s what the talking’s for.”

“We’re always both running, isn’t there some kind of etiquette about not interrupting?”

“Depends,” she says, snatching a rifle from the guy aiming at her and smoothly dismantling it into three pieces before hitting him over the head with one of them. She drops the pieces on his prone form with a shrug and looks at Steve. “Just how desperate are you?”

Steve pauses for a millisecond. “What am I gonna say?”

He only ever passes by the guy, and they both keep to their own bit of path; it’s not like he needs to yell ‘watch out’.

She smirks as they walk to their extraction point. “You’ll think of something. And if that fails then just a wear a smaller size of whatever you usually go running in.”

He makes a face. “Really?”

“You have assets, Rogers, it’s just good sense to use them to their full effect.”

The chopper’s close enough Steve can hear the rotors whumping. “Fine, but if it doesn’t work you can’t try and fix me up for a month.”

She smirks again but doesn’t say anything, which means she’s planning something.

When he wakes up the next morning, the shirt’s sitting neatly folded on his bedside table. He’s given up asking Natasha not to pick the locks.

The note placed on top reads “Desperate times…

Even if he can’t think of anything better in the moment than ‘on your left’, it only takes a few repetitions to get a response, and he’s only a little worried about the shirt cutting off the circulation in his arms.

The guy’s name is Sam.

It’s all worth it.

Apr 22 '14
brumous:

Steve is wearing Joan’s vintage Mets shirt because they’re bros like that

brumous:

Steve is wearing Joan’s vintage Mets shirt because they’re bros like that

Apr 22 '14
"Killing would be therapeutic for you."
therapy by Hannibal, a summary (via runbedeliarun)
Apr 22 '14

seaniepop:

hexgoddess:

closettrolls:

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

What about pansexuals though?

You have to have sex with literally every person that exists at once. Pansexuals are theoretically possible but highly improbable. Again, science

Pansexuals are anchors in the multiverse, each of us remaining a constant link between our alternate selves, each of us having sex with countless individuals throughout each timeline, allowing overlap and thus ensuring that everybody that wants the sexy times gets them. If you are a pansexual and find that you are lacking in aforementioned sexy times, one of your alternative selves may in fact be siphoning from your point in the Coitus Continuum, so you need to take up the matter with the Trans-dimensional Nookie Patrol. It is recommended that you do not attempt a multi-jaunt, as you may find yourself attracted to your alternate self and may cause a Narcissus Event.

Apr 22 '14
evilgingertwins:

a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next."

"You try to hide all of the jewelry you just found from the rest of your party, but are so clutzy that you end up spilling all of it and most of your gold. The stoned cleric next to you sees everything." 

evilgingertwins:

a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next."

"You try to hide all of the jewelry you just found from the rest of your party, but are so clutzy that you end up spilling all of it and most of your gold. The stoned cleric next to you sees everything." 

(Source: zerohitpoints)

Apr 22 '14

howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

Apr 22 '14
sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

Apr 22 '14
Apr 22 '14
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

(Source: maastrictian)